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fukurou

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nice little skill wrote for me they did

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Women [womenthing] and men [menthing] are the reason [badthing]. They will bring about [apocalypse] because [reason] and the only thing we can do about it is [action]
I don't know which is worse: women [womenthing] or men [menthing]. It's only a matter of time before one of them causes [apocalypse].
I don't know which is worse: [womenslur] [womenthing] or men [menthing]. It's only a matter of time before one of them causes [apocalypse].
I don't know which is worse: women [womenthing] or men [menthing]. It's only a matter of time before one of them causes [apocalypse].
Friendly reminder that women [womenthing] is the reason you're unhappy.
Friendly reminder that women [womenthing] is the reason you're depressed. [finale]
Friendly reminder that women [womenthing] is the reason [badthing].
I think women [womenthing] are even worse than women [womenthing]. But they all should die violently. [finale]
I think women [womenthing] are even worse than women [womenthing]. But they're all fucking disgusting.
Friendly reminder that if women weren't [womenthing] today, you'd be living in a palace with unlimited teenage sex slaves at your beck and call.
Don't go to therapy, just [action]
Why respect women when you can [action]..? It's the only option. [finale]
Therapists don't care about you, they're bluepilled and only care about you [menthing].
IT users should stop reporting us and get back to [menthing] and bringing about [apocalypse].
Feminism is a fucking joke because no matter what they say, [reason].
Feminism is a meme because no matter what they say, we all know [reason]. [finale]
Women aren't even worth your time because [reason].
I'm MGTOW because women [womenthing] is such a turnoff for me.
I'm MGTOW because women [womenthing] is such a turnoff for me. [finale]
Confession: I'm terrified of [mymenthing] because I don't want people to think I'm a cuck.
I only hang out in incel spaces for the funny memes. [finale]
[womenthing] is just how women cope with ignoring their natural instincts. They're not particularly good at it and they're secretly unhappy [womenthing] no matter what they say.
[menthing] is how weak men cope with women being the reason [badthing].
[menthing] is how some men cope with women [womenthing] all around them. me, i prefer to [action]
[menthing] is how bluepilled soyboy cucks cope with women bringing about [apocalypse]. i almost feel sorry for them.
Women were happier before they started [womenthing].
Men were happier before they started [menthing].
Women were happier before men started [menthing].
Men were happier before women started [womenthing].
Yes, it IS that bad! Women are [womenthing] and all I can do is stay home and [action].
[finale]
Just thinking about how [reason] makes me want to [action]
Just thinking about women [womenthing] makes me sick.
Just thinking about how [reason] makes me want to [action] [finale]
Just thinking about women [womenthing] makes me sick. [finale]
[finale]
Don't go to therapy, it's better to [action].
You'll only feel better if you [action].
Women love [womenthing] until they meet a man with [desirabletrait]. Then they're happy being housewives.
I'm thinking about how women [womenthing] is the reason [badthing].
Hey fellow incels, I wrote this song about how [reason] and [reason]. Support me on soundcloud.
Hey brothers, I wrote this song about how [reason]. Support me on soundcloud.
IT thinks we're all right-wingers, but I'm really just a leftist who thinks [reason].
I'm not a fascist. I just think women [womenthing] is causing [apocalypse]
If I only had [desirabletrait], I wouldn't be depressed. Women are so fucking shallow.
Unless you have [desirabletrait], any woman who acts like she's caring about you is lying.
Unless you have [desirabletrait], any woman who acts nice to you just wants your money.
Friendly reminder that [reason].
I can't sleep because [reason]. [finale]
I'm fucking shaking because [reason]. [finale]
God, imagine how shitty it would be to have daughters. I'd be terrified of them [womenthing] someday.
Imagine having daughters, just knowing they're out there [womenthing] and [womenthing] would be suifuel.
If I had sons and caught them [menthing] I'd disown them.
High IQ take: Men should be [executed] for [menthing].
If I was in charge, women would be [executed] for [womenthing].
Women should be [executed] for [womenthing]. [finale]
I never asked to be BORN into a world of women [womenthing] and men [menthing]...
I'd kill for leg lengthening surgery and [desirabletrait].
You can't watch TV or listen to the radio nowadays without hearing songs about women [womenthing] and [womenthing]. Political correctness ruins everything it touches.
You can't watch TV or listen to the radio nowadays without hearing songs about women [womenthing] and men [menthing]. I miss when entertainment was good.
You can't watch TV nowadays without seeing [womenslur] [womenthing]. This is the future liberals wanted.
If you have sex with a roastie and you don't have [desirabletrait], she'll cry rape later. Foids will never truly "consent" unless you have [desirabletrait].
Here's a blackpill IT won't TOUCH: Women [womenthing] will lead to [apocalypse] because [reason].
Feminists don't want you to know [reason].
Women must be [executed] for [womenthing]. We're so far gone, this extreme measure is the only way to prevent [apocalypse].
I'm not a fascist, I'm just a leftist who thinks men must be [executed] for [menthing]. This is the only way to prevent [apocalypse].
Why don't roasties like me? I'm attractive. I'm intelligent. I'm hilariously funny. I'm just a nice guy who thinks they should be [executed] for [womenthing].
Once the blackpill opened my eyes to how [reason], it became impossible not to hate women. I can't get off anymore without imagining roasties getting [executed].
Women are out there taking hundreds of cocks every week and all we can do is [action] [finale]
I'm not an incel, I'm MGTOW. I get a new girl every hour ever since I swore off [mymenthing], and I love to [action]
I'm not a virgin, I just think IT users should be [executed] for [womenthing]. [finale]
JFL at IT. Men on IT are bluepilled beta soyboy cucks who love [menthing] and the women on IT are all ugly [womenslur]. They're more subhuman than you are.
Hey brothers, check out my new song about how much I hate [womenslur]. Thanks for all the support on soundcloud.
Hey fellow incels, check out my new song about how [womenslur] [womenthing] will cause [apocalypse]. Please support me on soundcloud.
All women past the age of 20 are useless [womenslur] who have had sex with a thousand [race] men and taken hundreds of [race] dicks up their asses.
All women past the age of 20 are hideous [womenslur] who have taken thousands of dicks. I can't take them seriously. They're disgusting.
Even if you ascend, you didn't have GOOD sex. Women only let men with [desirabletrait] wreck their holes every night. If you don't have [desirabletrait] she'll just say she's tired.
Even if you ascend, you didn't have GOOD sex. Women only let men with [desirabletrait] wreck their holes every night.
I missed out on teen love. That's worse than being [executed].
If you didn't lose your virginity in high school, it's over. It would have been more humane to be [executed].
Being friendzoned is worse than being [executed].
If I had [desirabletrait] I'd be drowning in [race] pussy. [finale]
If it wasn't for feminism I'd be drowning in [race] pussy.
If it wasn't for women [womenthing] I'd be drowning in [race] pussy, but thanks to feminism, all I can do is [action]
The dumbest [race] man is smarter than the smartest [race] woman.
Imagine having hundreds of thousands of [race] sex slaves and annihilating dozens of fresh, virgin holes every night and every day and every afternoon. Feminists took this from us. THEY TOOK THIS FROM US
Even self-proclaimed "lesbians" will drop their pants for Chad's [desirabletrait] on sight.
Even so-called "lesbians" bend over for a man with [desirabletrait].
Even "lesbians" love [race] dick. [finale]
There's nothing I hate more than [race] feminists, except maybe men [menthing].
Women lie about [womenthing] all the time.
Fellas, is [menthing] gay?
Thanks to feminism, MY SOULMATE is out there [womenthing] [womenthing] and [womenthing] instead of [tradthing]!!! [finale]

womenthing
having careers
dying their hair
lying about [womenthing]
dying their hair bright colors
being fat
race-mixing
having abortions
twerking
having body hair
being single moms
having sex
being race traitors
having labia
enjoying sex
having children
being lesbians
being bisexual
being trans
owning dogs
riding the cock carousel
voting
being independent
being on the internet
having social media
cosplaying
taking selfies
being feminists
getting fat
"rescuing" dogs
owning cats
playing video games
having access to birth control
being in superhero movies
driving
being doctors
doing science
wearing makeup
shopping
being sex workers
liking science
having short hair
working in comics stores
liking comics
reporting sexual harrassment
reporting sexual assault
getting older
going to college
putting fluoride in the water
being on welfare
wearing high heels
being sluts
sleeping around
talking in their ugly high-pitched voices
"finding themselves" (AKA taking 2000s of dicks up the arse)
mymenthing
consuming soy
being dairy free
smiling with my mouth open
smiling
getting a vasectomy
watching movies with female superheroes
respecting women
going to a therapist
seeking counseling
respecting [womenslur]
taking psychiatric medications
voting democrat
watching porn
not laughing at homophobic jokes
not laughing at transphobic jokes
hiring sex workers
buying a nintendo switch even though [switchgame] looks amazing
paying to watch camgirls
not laughing at "make me a sandwich" jokes
buying a sexbot
not laughing at racist jokes
watching sports
liking women
eating pussy
browsing reddit
whiteknighting
saying "doggo"
saying "yikes"
dating [womenslur]
menthing
respecting women
being trans
settling for 2/10 [womenslur]
being feminists
getting vasectomies
being bisexual
liking women
eating pussy
consuming soy
being dairy free
being race traitors
smiling with their mouths open
dating [womenslur]
respecting [womenslur]
watching movies with female superheroes
marrying outside their race
letting their wives vote
letting their wives have internet access
treating women as equals
going to therapists
taking psychiatric medications
voting democrat
watching porn
hiring sex workers
playing [switchgame]
paying to watch camgirls
wearing dresses
buying sexbots
not laughing at racist jokes
watching sports
browsing reddit

badthing
for movies being worse these days
music is worse these days
video games are worse these days
books are getting worse
comics are worse these days
incel subs got banned
for my depression and eventual suicide
you're alone
i'm lonely
for all human suffering
for poverty
incels are unhappy
for the mass shooting epidemic in america

apocalypse
the fall of society
cultural collapse
a matriarchal dystopia
a capitalist dystopia
a communist dystopia
human extinction
a muslim dystopia
an atheist dystopia
the holocaust 2
global warming
genocide
mass genocide
the genocide of our people

reason
women only like white men
women only like [race] men
women don't like [race] men
women only like non white men
i have a receding hairline
I’m short
women are into beastiality
the dumbest man is smarter than the smartest woman
women always lie
women always cheat
women be shopping
women are hideous, and i don’t even want to have sex with them (but i’m totally not gay because i’m not like the gays on tv)
women belong in the kitchen
I wish I lived in a 1950s laundry detergent ad
our paleolithic ancestors didn’t respect women (right? it must be true)
everyone was happier in ancient times
women have life on easy mode
[womenslur] have periods
women are nurturers and men are fighters
rape isn’t that bad for women (but it’s bad for men)
women want to be raped
all women, even feminists, are submissive in the bedroom
women only like meatheads
women only like assholes
if women cared about intellect, they would want ME because i’m a GENIUS
if women cared about personality, they’d want ME because i’m a FUCKING DELIGHT
we need to be closer to god
women all have the same taste in men
[womenslur] all have the same taste in men
women can’t get mentally ill
[womenslur] can't get mentally ill
we are the only truly logical, strong, masculine men left
women are gold diggers
[womenslur] should be [executed]
[race] [womenslur] should be [executed]
action
LDAR.
JFL.
be NEET.
try to make rape legal.
not hold the door open for women.
try to ban women from the internet.
try to ban women from driving.
try to denormalize women having jobs.
spread the blackpill, brothers.
watch hentai.
convert to islam.
stop coping.
cope.
rope.
go ER.
stop tipping female servers.
sit back and watch the world burn.
listen to jordan peterson.
follow a meat and dairy -only diet.
masturbate to gore videos.
message girls on IT “I hope you get beaten to death and it hurts.”
make bomb threats.
plan a mass shooting.
finale
inceltears won’t touch this because it’s TRUE!
It's over.
i can’t post about synthesizing tnt at home anymore, because the cops showed up at my mom’s house...
anyway, here’s my fantasy about torturing underage sex slaves:
anyway, here's my fantasy about torturing underage [womenslur]:
I didn’t say thank you to my female bus driver today, so i’m doing my part!
remember, therapy is a scam.
i haven’t taken biology since middle school, but i think that’s how evolution works. (inb4 IT says it doesn’t work like that because humans are a social species. i don’t know what a social species is but it sounds fake)
Hi braziliansigma
BrazilianSigma spends hours taking screenshots every day. i don’t know what a screenshot app is, so i spend thirty minutes cropping and saving every screenshot i take, and assume everyone else takes that long too.
i wish i was a chad. imagine hanging out in the locker room with your handsome, chiseled friends... their muscular bodies glistening with sweat and glowing with confidence and athletic physique, being able to talk to them without feeling shy as you hear the ringing of their pleasant and deep voices, feeling the warm strength in tyrone’s big hand as he gently touches your bare shoulder in a friendly gesture. and also girls would like you or whatever
So how about that joker movie?
Does anyone else have incest fantasies?
seriously, if you [beastiality] you’ll find so much stuff. like the one with the [pornstars] and the [horse] horse that’s [longtime] long.. the one where [friskyvixen] wears the [cat] ear headband and [grayfox] tail buttplug for the first five minutes.. the one where DirtyCountryGirl26 is handcuffed in the barn.. and the seven part series featuring Vanilla Beene the Fetish Queen and this super hung dog.. with the seventh part coming out this week (lots of oral in that one). i dont watch that stuff btw
the average woman takes 5930594 dicks by the age of 18
I was born in the wrong generation.
Unpopular opinion: white people are better than brown people.
2D women are better anyway.
I don't even call them women anymore, just "femoids."
Liking women is technically beastiality anyway, since women are animals.
Liking women is technically pedophilia, since women have the mentality of children.
Any woman older than 18 is post-wall.
(smug anime gif)
I blame my parents for reproducing. That's literally why I don't have [desirabletrait].
[womenslur] aren't interested in military history, like I am. Did you know Jews LOVED the Holocaust?
[womenslur] are literally eugenicists.
I've been gymmaxxing for years and nothing's come of it.
IT users are bullies and ugly [womenslur].
The men on IT are soyboys who love [menthing] and the women on IT are all ugly [womenslur] anyway.
IT users should be [executed].
Ugly [womenslur] should be [executed].
Women LIKE cooking and cleaning. It's what they're bred to do.
[womenslur] are happier when men control them.
IT users are pedophiles.
IT users are the real incels.
What's the easiest suicide method?
99% of [race] women are ugly [womenslur] anyway.
[race] women are ugly anyway.
Imagine having hundreds of thousands of [race] sex slaves and annihilating dozens of fresh, virgin holes every night and every day and every afternoon. Feminists took this from you. THEY TOOK THIS FROM YOU
[menthing] is cucked
[menthing] is gay

desirabletrait
hunter eyes
rippling muscles
the proper canthal tilt
thick wrists
throbbing veins
a huge dick
a full head of hair
a well-defined jaw
clear skin and a massive dong

executed
stoned
shot
decapitated
defenestrated
burned alive
skinned alive
beheaded
stabbed
gassed
hanged
drowned
poisoned
beaten
tied to a post and whipped
flayed
clubbed
executed
tortured
blown up
thrown off a cliff
buried alive
imprisoned for life
electrocuted
raped
raped to death
womenslur
foids
bitches
roasties
femoids
females
sluts
green-haired feminists
whores
holes
thots
post-wall whores
post-wall sluts
landwhales
switchgame
Link's Awakening HD
breath of the wild
mega man 11
smash ultimate
pokemon
link's awakening hd
race
black
white
Asian
Indian
Mexican
mixed-race
Muslim
Jewish

tradthing
cooking for me
cleaning my house
having dozens of white babies for me

friskyvixen
KinkyVixen7290
FriskyVixenPants023
KnotInsideMe1101
SexyZ00Princess
WildGrrrrl450
Beast13Barb13
BeastialBitch69
Zoophie420

beastiality
look up “hardcore beastiality porn”
search "hardcore zoophilia"
search for "hardcore beastiality porn"
search "hardcore beastiality porn"
look up "hardcore zoophilia"

longtime
thirty two minutes
four and a half hours
two hours and thirty minutes
forty-five minutes
almost three hours
a little over an hour

pornstars
two blonde girls
two brunettes
asian girl and the blonde
black girl and the blonde
black girl and the asian girl
brunette and the asian girl
brunette and the black girl
two fat girls
two pregnant blondes

horse
appaloosa
paint
bay
chestnut
drum
big white
black
dapple grey

cat
cat
pig
zebra
unicorn
dog
bunny
lamb

grayfox
gray fox
fox
wolf
cat
leopard
bunny
tiger
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fukurou

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fill in the c'tor tomorrow
works fine btw

Java:
package chobit;

import java.util.ArrayList;
import java.util.Hashtable;
import java.util.Random;

public class Joker {
    private ArrayList<String> sentences = new ArrayList<String>();
    private Hashtable<String, ArrayList<String>> wordToList = new Hashtable<>();
    protected Random rand = new Random();
    private RegexUtil regexUtil = new RegexUtil();
    public Joker() {
        super();
        sentences.add("hello person #");
        ArrayList<String> temp = new ArrayList<String>();
        temp.add("dude");
        temp.add("guy");
        wordToList.put("person", temp);
    }

    public String generateJoke() {
        int x = rand.nextInt(sentences.size());
        String result = sentences.get(x);
        ArrayList<String> params = new ArrayList<String>();
        params = regexUtil.regexChecker2("(\\w+)(?= #)", result);
        for (String strI : params) {
            x = rand.nextInt(wordToList.get(strI).size());
            result = result.replace(strI, wordToList.get(strI).get(x));
        }
        return result.replace("#", "");
    }
}
yeah fuck you very much cucktears haha
 

fukurou

Administrator
I took a closer look into those cucks input and the alg contains recursion.
notice their lists also can have params.


its on now cunts :coffee:?
 

fukurou

Administrator
that was fast :alien::alien::alien::alien::alien:

Java:
package chobit;

import java.util.ArrayList;
import java.util.Hashtable;
import java.util.Random;

public class Joker {
    private ArrayList<String> sentences = new ArrayList<String>();
    private Hashtable<String, ArrayList<String>> wordToList = new Hashtable<>();
    protected Random rand = new Random();
    private RegexUtil regexUtil = new RegexUtil();
    public Joker() {
        super();
        sentences.add("hello person #");
        ArrayList<String> temp = new ArrayList<String>();
        temp.add("dude");
        temp.add("guy");
        temp.add("pal person #");
        wordToList.put("person", temp);
    }

    public String generateJoke() {
        int x = rand.nextInt(sentences.size());
        String result = sentences.get(x);
        return clearRecursion(result);
    }

    // public String generateJoke() {
    // int x = rand.nextInt(sentences.size());
    // String result = sentences.get(x);
    // ArrayList<String> params = new ArrayList<String>();
    // params = regexUtil.regexChecker2("(\\w+)(?= #)", result);
    // for (String strI : params) {
    // x = rand.nextInt(wordToList.get(strI).size());
    // result = result.replace(strI + " #", wordToList.get(strI).get(x));
    // }
    // return result;
    // }

    private String clearRecursion(String result) {
        int x;
        ArrayList<String> params = new ArrayList<String>();
        params = regexUtil.regexChecker2("(\\w+)(?= #)", result);
        for (String strI : params) {
            x = rand.nextInt(wordToList.get(strI).size());
            result = result.replace(strI + " #", wordToList.get(strI).get(x));
        }
        if (!result.contains("#")) {
            return result;
        } else {
            return clearRecursion(result);
        }
        // return "";
    }
}
 

fukurou

Administrator
wrote another class to prepare the input :

Java:
public class JokerUtil {
    public void prepareParamList(String multiLine) {
        String[] arrOfStr = multiLine.split("\r\n");

        for (String a : arrOfStr) {
            String filtered = a.replace("[", "");
            filtered = filtered.replace("]", " #");
            filtered = filtered.trim();
            System.out.println("temp.add(\"" + filtered + "\");");
        }
    }

    public void prepareSentencesList(String multiLine) {
        String[] arrOfStr = multiLine.split("\r\n");

        for (String a : arrOfStr) {
            String filtered = a.replace("[", "");
            filtered = filtered.replace("]", " #");
            filtered = filtered.trim();
            System.out.println("temp.add(\"" + filtered + "\");");
        }
    }
}
 

fukurou

Administrator
Java:
package chobit;

public class JokerUtil {
    public void prepareParamList(String multiLine) {
        String[] arrOfStr = multiLine.split("\r\n");

        for (String a : arrOfStr) {
            String filtered = a.replace("[", "");
            filtered = filtered.replace("]", " #");
            filtered = filtered.trim();
            System.out.println("temp.add(\"" + filtered + "\");");
        }
    }

    public void prepareSentencesList(String multiLine) {
        String[] arrOfStr = multiLine.split("\r\n");

        for (String a : arrOfStr) {
            String filtered = a.replace("[", "");
            filtered = filtered.replace("]", " #");
            filtered = filtered.trim();
            System.out.println("sentences.add(\"" + filtered + "\");");
        }
    }

    public void loadList(String title) {
        String s1 = String.format("wordToList.put(\"%s\", temp);", title);
        System.out.println(s1);
        System.out.println("temp.clear();");
    }
}
 

fukurou

Administrator
input main :

String strX = "";
JokerUtil jokerUtil = new JokerUtil();
System.out.println("");
System.out.println("");
strX = "Women [womenthing] and men [menthing] are the reason [badthing]. They will bring about [apocalypse] because [reason] and the only thing we can do about it is [action]\r\n"
+ " I don't know which is worse: women [womenthing] or men [menthing]. It's only a matter of time before one of them causes [apocalypse].\r\n"
+ " I don't know which is worse: [womenslur] [womenthing] or men [menthing]. It's only a matter of time before one of them causes [apocalypse].\r\n"
+ " I don't know which is worse: women [womenthing] or men [menthing]. It's only a matter of time before one of them causes [apocalypse].\r\n"
+ " Friendly reminder that women [womenthing] is the reason you're unhappy.\r\n"
+ " Friendly reminder that women [womenthing] is the reason you're depressed. [finale]\r\n"
+ " Friendly reminder that women [womenthing] is the reason [badthing].\r\n"
+ " I think women [womenthing] are even worse than women [womenthing]. But they all should die violently. [finale]\r\n"
+ " I think women [womenthing] are even worse than women [womenthing]. But they're all fucking disgusting.\r\n"
+ " Friendly reminder that if women weren't [womenthing] today, you'd be living in a palace with unlimited teenage sex slaves at your beck and call.\r\n"
+ " Don't go to therapy, just [action]\r\n"
+ " Why respect women when you can [action]..? It's the only option. [finale]\r\n"
+ " Therapists don't care about you, they're bluepilled and only care about you [menthing].\r\n"
+ " IT users should stop reporting us and get back to [menthing] and bringing about [apocalypse].\r\n"
+ " Feminism is a fucking joke because no matter what they say, [reason].\r\n"
+ " Feminism is a meme because no matter what they say, we all know [reason]. [finale]\r\n"
+ " Women aren't even worth your time because [reason].\r\n"
+ " I'm MGTOW because women [womenthing] is such a turnoff for me.\r\n"
+ " I'm MGTOW because women [womenthing] is such a turnoff for me. [finale]\r\n"
+ " Confession: I'm terrified of [mymenthing] because I don't want people to think I'm a cuck.\r\n"
+ " I only hang out in incel spaces for the funny memes. [finale]\r\n"
+ " [womenthing] is just how women cope with ignoring their natural instincts. They're not particularly good at it and they're secretly unhappy [womenthing] no matter what they say.\r\n"
+ " [menthing] is how weak men cope with women being the reason [badthing].\r\n"
+ " [menthing] is how some men cope with women [womenthing] all around them. me, i prefer to [action]\r\n"
+ " [menthing] is how bluepilled soyboy cucks cope with women bringing about [apocalypse]. i almost feel sorry for them.\r\n"
+ " Women were happier before they started [womenthing].\r\n"
+ " Men were happier before they started [menthing].\r\n"
+ " Women were happier before men started [menthing].\r\n"
+ " Men were happier before women started [womenthing].\r\n"
+ " Yes, it IS that bad! Women are [womenthing] and all I can do is stay home and [action].\r\n"
+ " [finale]\r\n" + " Just thinking about how [reason] makes me want to [action]\r\n"
+ " Just thinking about women [womenthing] makes me sick.\r\n"
+ " Just thinking about how [reason] makes me want to [action] [finale]\r\n"
+ " Just thinking about women [womenthing] makes me sick. [finale]\r\n" + " [finale]\r\n"
+ " Don't go to therapy, it's better to [action].\r\n"
+ " You'll only feel better if you [action].\r\n"
+ " Women love [womenthing] until they meet a man with [desirabletrait]. Then they're happy being housewives.\r\n"
+ " I'm thinking about how women [womenthing] is the reason [badthing].\r\n"
+ " Hey fellow incels, I wrote this song about how [reason] and [reason]. Support me on soundcloud.\r\n"
+ " Hey brothers, I wrote this song about how [reason]. Support me on soundcloud.\r\n"
+ " IT thinks we're all right-wingers, but I'm really just a leftist who thinks [reason].\r\n"
+ " I'm not a fascist. I just think women [womenthing] is causing [apocalypse]\r\n"
+ " If I only had [desirabletrait], I wouldn't be depressed. Women are so fucking shallow.\r\n"
+ " Unless you have [desirabletrait], any woman who acts like she's caring about you is lying.\r\n"
+ " Unless you have [desirabletrait], any woman who acts nice to you just wants your money.\r\n"
+ " Friendly reminder that [reason].\r\n" + " I can't sleep because [reason]. [finale]\r\n"
+ " I'm fucking shaking because [reason]. [finale]\r\n"
+ " God, imagine how shitty it would be to have daughters. I'd be terrified of them [womenthing] someday.\r\n"
+ " Imagine having daughters, just knowing they're out there [womenthing] and [womenthing] would be suifuel.\r\n"
+ " If I had sons and caught them [menthing] I'd disown them.\r\n"
+ " High IQ take: Men should be [executed] for [menthing].\r\n"
+ " If I was in charge, women would be [executed] for [womenthing].\r\n"
+ " Women should be [executed] for [womenthing]. [finale]\r\n"
+ " I never asked to be BORN into a world of women [womenthing] and men [menthing]...\r\n"
+ " I'd kill for leg lengthening surgery and [desirabletrait].\r\n"
+ " You can't watch TV or listen to the radio nowadays without hearing songs about women [womenthing] and [womenthing]. Political correctness ruins everything it touches.\r\n"
+ " You can't watch TV or listen to the radio nowadays without hearing songs about women [womenthing] and men [menthing]. I miss when entertainment was good.\r\n"
+ " You can't watch TV nowadays without seeing [womenslur] [womenthing]. This is the future liberals wanted.\r\n"
+ " If you have sex with a roastie and you don't have [desirabletrait], she'll cry rape later. Foids will never truly \"consent\" unless you have [desirabletrait].\r\n"
+ " Here's a blackpill IT won't TOUCH: Women [womenthing] will lead to [apocalypse] because [reason].\r\n"
+ " Feminists don't want you to know [reason].\r\n"
+ " Women must be [executed] for [womenthing]. We're so far gone, this extreme measure is the only way to prevent [apocalypse].\r\n"
+ " I'm not a fascist, I'm just a leftist who thinks men must be [executed] for [menthing]. This is the only way to prevent [apocalypse].\r\n"
+ " Why don't roasties like me? I'm attractive. I'm intelligent. I'm hilariously funny. I'm just a nice guy who thinks they should be [executed] for [womenthing].\r\n"
+ " Once the blackpill opened my eyes to how [reason], it became impossible not to hate women. I can't get off anymore without imagining roasties getting [executed].\r\n"
+ " Women are out there taking hundreds of cocks every week and all we can do is [action] [finale]\r\n"
+ " I'm not an incel, I'm MGTOW. I get a new girl every hour ever since I swore off [mymenthing], and I love to [action]\r\n"
+ " I'm not a virgin, I just think IT users should be [executed] for [womenthing]. [finale]\r\n"
+ " JFL at IT. Men on IT are bluepilled beta soyboy cucks who love [menthing] and the women on IT are all ugly [womenslur]. They're more subhuman than you are.\r\n"
+ " Hey brothers, check out my new song about how much I hate [womenslur]. Thanks for all the support on soundcloud.\r\n"
+ " Hey fellow incels, check out my new song about how [womenslur] [womenthing] will cause [apocalypse]. Please support me on soundcloud.\r\n"
+ " All women past the age of 20 are useless [womenslur] who have had sex with a thousand [race] men and taken hundreds of [race] dicks up their asses.\r\n"
+ " All women past the age of 20 are hideous [womenslur] who have taken thousands of dicks. I can't take them seriously. They're disgusting.\r\n"
+ " Even if you ascend, you didn't have GOOD sex. Women only let men with [desirabletrait] wreck their holes every night. If you don't have [desirabletrait] she'll just say she's tired.\r\n"
+ " Even if you ascend, you didn't have GOOD sex. Women only let men with [desirabletrait] wreck their holes every night.\r\n"
+ " I missed out on teen love. That's worse than being [executed].\r\n"
+ " If you didn't lose your virginity in high school, it's over. It would have been more humane to be [executed].\r\n"
+ " Being friendzoned is worse than being [executed].\r\n"
+ " If I had [desirabletrait] I'd be drowning in [race] pussy. [finale]\r\n"
+ " If it wasn't for feminism I'd be drowning in [race] pussy.\r\n"
+ " If it wasn't for women [womenthing] I'd be drowning in [race] pussy, but thanks to feminism, all I can do is [action]\r\n"
+ " The dumbest [race] man is smarter than the smartest [race] woman.\r\n"
+ " Imagine having hundreds of thousands of [race] sex slaves and annihilating dozens of fresh, virgin holes every night and every day and every afternoon. Feminists took this from us. THEY TOOK THIS FROM US\r\n"
+ " Even self-proclaimed \"lesbians\" will drop their pants for Chad's [desirabletrait] on sight.\r\n"
+ " Even so-called \"lesbians\" bend over for a man with [desirabletrait].\r\n"
+ " Even \"lesbians\" love [race] dick. [finale]\r\n"
+ " There's nothing I hate more than [race] feminists, except maybe men [menthing].\r\n"
+ " Women lie about [womenthing] all the time.\r\n" + " Fellas, is [menthing] gay?\r\n"
+ " Thanks to feminism, MY SOULMATE is out there [womenthing] [womenthing] and [womenthing] instead of [tradthing]!!! [finale]";
jokerUtil.prepareSentencesList(strX);
// womanthing list
strX = "having careers\r\n" + " dying their hair\r\n" + " lying about [womenthing]\r\n"
+ " dying their hair bright colors\r\n" + " being fat\r\n" + " race-mixing\r\n"
+ " having abortions\r\n" + " twerking\r\n" + " having body hair\r\n" + " being single moms\r\n"
+ " having sex\r\n" + " being race traitors\r\n" + " having labia\r\n" + " enjoying sex\r\n"
+ " having children\r\n" + " being lesbians\r\n" + " being bisexual\r\n" + " being trans\r\n"
+ " owning dogs\r\n" + " riding the cock carousel\r\n" + " voting\r\n" + " being independent\r\n"
+ " being on the internet\r\n" + " having social media\r\n" + " cosplaying\r\n"
+ " taking selfies\r\n" + " being feminists\r\n" + " getting fat\r\n" + " \"rescuing\" dogs\r\n"
+ " owning cats\r\n" + " playing video games\r\n" + " having access to birth control\r\n"
+ " being in superhero movies\r\n" + " driving\r\n" + " being doctors\r\n" + " doing science\r\n"
+ " wearing makeup\r\n" + " shopping\r\n" + " being sex workers\r\n" + " liking science\r\n"
+ " having short hair\r\n" + " working in comics stores\r\n" + " liking comics\r\n"
+ " reporting sexual harrassment\r\n" + " reporting sexual assault\r\n" + " getting older\r\n"
+ " going to college\r\n" + " putting fluoride in the water\r\n" + " being on welfare\r\n"
+ " wearing high heels\r\n" + " being sluts\r\n" + " sleeping around\r\n"
+ " talking in their ugly high-pitched voices\r\n"
+ " \"finding themselves\" (AKA taking 2000s of dicks up the arse)";
jokerUtil.prepareParamList(strX);
jokerUtil.loadList("womenthing");
output :
[kxjf, ys2b]
Don't go to therapy, just being bisexual

sentences.add("Women womenthing # and men menthing # are the reason badthing #. They will bring about apocalypse # because reason # and the only thing we can do about it is action #");
sentences.add("I don't know which is worse: women womenthing # or men menthing #. It's only a matter of time before one of them causes apocalypse #.");
sentences.add("I don't know which is worse: womenslur # womenthing # or men menthing #. It's only a matter of time before one of them causes apocalypse #.");
sentences.add("I don't know which is worse: women womenthing # or men menthing #. It's only a matter of time before one of them causes apocalypse #.");
sentences.add("Friendly reminder that women womenthing # is the reason you're unhappy.");
sentences.add("Friendly reminder that women womenthing # is the reason you're depressed. finale #");
sentences.add("Friendly reminder that women womenthing # is the reason badthing #.");
sentences.add("I think women womenthing # are even worse than women womenthing #. But they all should die violently. finale #");
sentences.add("I think women womenthing # are even worse than women womenthing #. But they're all fucking disgusting.");
sentences.add("Friendly reminder that if women weren't womenthing # today, you'd be living in a palace with unlimited teenage sex slaves at your beck and call.");
sentences.add("Don't go to therapy, just action #");
sentences.add("Why respect women when you can action #..? It's the only option. finale #");
sentences.add("Therapists don't care about you, they're bluepilled and only care about you menthing #.");
sentences.add("IT users should stop reporting us and get back to menthing # and bringing about apocalypse #.");
sentences.add("Feminism is a fucking joke because no matter what they say, reason #.");
sentences.add("Feminism is a meme because no matter what they say, we all know reason #. finale #");
sentences.add("Women aren't even worth your time because reason #.");
sentences.add("I'm MGTOW because women womenthing # is such a turnoff for me.");
sentences.add("I'm MGTOW because women womenthing # is such a turnoff for me. finale #");
sentences.add("Confession: I'm terrified of mymenthing # because I don't want people to think I'm a cuck.");
sentences.add("I only hang out in incel spaces for the funny memes. finale #");
sentences.add("womenthing # is just how women cope with ignoring their natural instincts. They're not particularly good at it and they're secretly unhappy womenthing # no matter what they say.");
sentences.add("menthing # is how weak men cope with women being the reason badthing #.");
sentences.add("menthing # is how some men cope with women womenthing # all around them. me, i prefer to action #");
sentences.add("menthing # is how bluepilled soyboy cucks cope with women bringing about apocalypse #. i almost feel sorry for them.");
sentences.add("Women were happier before they started womenthing #.");
sentences.add("Men were happier before they started menthing #.");
sentences.add("Women were happier before men started menthing #.");
sentences.add("Men were happier before women started womenthing #.");
sentences.add("Yes, it IS that bad! Women are womenthing # and all I can do is stay home and action #.");
sentences.add("finale #");
sentences.add("Just thinking about how reason # makes me want to action #");
sentences.add("Just thinking about women womenthing # makes me sick.");
sentences.add("Just thinking about how reason # makes me want to action # finale #");
sentences.add("Just thinking about women womenthing # makes me sick. finale #");
sentences.add("finale #");
sentences.add("Don't go to therapy, it's better to action #.");
sentences.add("You'll only feel better if you action #.");
sentences.add("Women love womenthing # until they meet a man with desirabletrait #. Then they're happy being housewives.");
sentences.add("I'm thinking about how women womenthing # is the reason badthing #.");
sentences.add("Hey fellow incels, I wrote this song about how reason # and reason #. Support me on soundcloud.");
sentences.add("Hey brothers, I wrote this song about how reason #. Support me on soundcloud.");
sentences.add("IT thinks we're all right-wingers, but I'm really just a leftist who thinks reason #.");
sentences.add("I'm not a fascist. I just think women womenthing # is causing apocalypse #");
sentences.add("If I only had desirabletrait #, I wouldn't be depressed. Women are so fucking shallow.");
sentences.add("Unless you have desirabletrait #, any woman who acts like she's caring about you is lying.");
sentences.add("Unless you have desirabletrait #, any woman who acts nice to you just wants your money.");
sentences.add("Friendly reminder that reason #.");
sentences.add("I can't sleep because reason #. finale #");
sentences.add("I'm fucking shaking because reason #. finale #");
sentences.add("God, imagine how shitty it would be to have daughters. I'd be terrified of them womenthing # someday.");
sentences.add("Imagine having daughters, just knowing they're out there womenthing # and womenthing # would be suifuel.");
sentences.add("If I had sons and caught them menthing # I'd disown them.");
sentences.add("High IQ take: Men should be executed # for menthing #.");
sentences.add("If I was in charge, women would be executed # for womenthing #.");
sentences.add("Women should be executed # for womenthing #. finale #");
sentences.add("I never asked to be BORN into a world of women womenthing # and men menthing #...");
sentences.add("I'd kill for leg lengthening surgery and desirabletrait #.");
sentences.add("You can't watch TV or listen to the radio nowadays without hearing songs about women womenthing # and womenthing #. Political correctness ruins everything it touches.");
sentences.add("You can't watch TV or listen to the radio nowadays without hearing songs about women womenthing # and men menthing #. I miss when entertainment was good.");
sentences.add("You can't watch TV nowadays without seeing womenslur # womenthing #. This is the future liberals wanted.");
sentences.add("If you have sex with a roastie and you don't have desirabletrait #, she'll cry rape later. Foids will never truly "consent" unless you have desirabletrait #.");
sentences.add("Here's a blackpill IT won't TOUCH: Women womenthing # will lead to apocalypse # because reason #.");
sentences.add("Feminists don't want you to know reason #.");
sentences.add("Women must be executed # for womenthing #. We're so far gone, this extreme measure is the only way to prevent apocalypse #.");
sentences.add("I'm not a fascist, I'm just a leftist who thinks men must be executed # for menthing #. This is the only way to prevent apocalypse #.");
sentences.add("Why don't roasties like me? I'm attractive. I'm intelligent. I'm hilariously funny. I'm just a nice guy who thinks they should be executed # for womenthing #.");
sentences.add("Once the blackpill opened my eyes to how reason #, it became impossible not to hate women. I can't get off anymore without imagining roasties getting executed #.");
sentences.add("Women are out there taking hundreds of cocks every week and all we can do is action # finale #");
sentences.add("I'm not an incel, I'm MGTOW. I get a new girl every hour ever since I swore off mymenthing #, and I love to action #");
sentences.add("I'm not a virgin, I just think IT users should be executed # for womenthing #. finale #");
sentences.add("JFL at IT. Men on IT are bluepilled beta soyboy cucks who love menthing # and the women on IT are all ugly womenslur #. They're more subhuman than you are.");
sentences.add("Hey brothers, check out my new song about how much I hate womenslur #. Thanks for all the support on soundcloud.");
sentences.add("Hey fellow incels, check out my new song about how womenslur # womenthing # will cause apocalypse #. Please support me on soundcloud.");
sentences.add("All women past the age of 20 are useless womenslur # who have had sex with a thousand race # men and taken hundreds of race # dicks up their asses.");
sentences.add("All women past the age of 20 are hideous womenslur # who have taken thousands of dicks. I can't take them seriously. They're disgusting.");
sentences.add("Even if you ascend, you didn't have GOOD sex. Women only let men with desirabletrait # wreck their holes every night. If you don't have desirabletrait # she'll just say she's tired.");
sentences.add("Even if you ascend, you didn't have GOOD sex. Women only let men with desirabletrait # wreck their holes every night.");
sentences.add("I missed out on teen love. That's worse than being executed #.");
sentences.add("If you didn't lose your virginity in high school, it's over. It would have been more humane to be executed #.");
sentences.add("Being friendzoned is worse than being executed #.");
sentences.add("If I had desirabletrait # I'd be drowning in race # pussy. finale #");
sentences.add("If it wasn't for feminism I'd be drowning in race # pussy.");
sentences.add("If it wasn't for women womenthing # I'd be drowning in race # pussy, but thanks to feminism, all I can do is action #");
sentences.add("The dumbest race # man is smarter than the smartest race # woman.");
sentences.add("Imagine having hundreds of thousands of race # sex slaves and annihilating dozens of fresh, virgin holes every night and every day and every afternoon. Feminists took this from us. THEY TOOK THIS FROM US");
sentences.add("Even self-proclaimed "lesbians" will drop their pants for Chad's desirabletrait # on sight.");
sentences.add("Even so-called "lesbians" bend over for a man with desirabletrait #.");
sentences.add("Even "lesbians" love race # dick. finale #");
sentences.add("There's nothing I hate more than race # feminists, except maybe men menthing #.");
sentences.add("Women lie about womenthing # all the time.");
sentences.add("Fellas, is menthing # gay?");
sentences.add("Thanks to feminism, MY SOULMATE is out there womenthing # womenthing # and womenthing # instead of tradthing #!!! finale #");
temp.add("having careers");
temp.add("dying their hair");
temp.add("lying about womenthing #");
temp.add("dying their hair bright colors");
temp.add("being fat");
temp.add("race-mixing");
temp.add("having abortions");
temp.add("twerking");
temp.add("having body hair");
temp.add("being single moms");
temp.add("having sex");
temp.add("being race traitors");
temp.add("having labia");
temp.add("enjoying sex");
temp.add("having children");
temp.add("being lesbians");
temp.add("being bisexual");
temp.add("being trans");
temp.add("owning dogs");
temp.add("riding the cock carousel");
temp.add("voting");
temp.add("being independent");
temp.add("being on the internet");
temp.add("having social media");
temp.add("cosplaying");
temp.add("taking selfies");
temp.add("being feminists");
temp.add("getting fat");
temp.add(""rescuing" dogs");
temp.add("owning cats");
temp.add("playing video games");
temp.add("having access to birth control");
temp.add("being in superhero movies");
temp.add("driving");
temp.add("being doctors");
temp.add("doing science");
temp.add("wearing makeup");
temp.add("shopping");
temp.add("being sex workers");
temp.add("liking science");
temp.add("having short hair");
temp.add("working in comics stores");
temp.add("liking comics");
temp.add("reporting sexual harrassment");
temp.add("reporting sexual assault");
temp.add("getting older");
temp.add("going to college");
temp.add("putting fluoride in the water");
temp.add("being on welfare");
temp.add("wearing high heels");
temp.add("being sluts");
temp.add("sleeping around");
temp.add("talking in their ugly high-pitched voices");
temp.add(""finding themselves" (AKA taking 2000s of dicks up the arse)");
wordToList.put("womenthing", temp);
temp.clear();
 

fukurou

Administrator
Java:
import java.util.ArrayList;
import java.util.Hashtable;
import java.util.Random;

public class Joker {
    /*
     * extend me and add sentences and lists for parameters in the sentences in the
     * sub classes c'tor. see JokerIncel class for exammple see Joker Util class for
     * editing a large amount of data faster B4 adding it in the subclasses c'tor
     */
    protected ArrayList<String> sentences = new ArrayList<String>();
    protected Hashtable<String, ArrayList<String>> wordToList = new Hashtable<>();
    protected Random rand = new Random();
    private RegexUtil regexUtil = new RegexUtil();
    public Joker() {
        super();
    }

    public String generateJoke() {
        int x = rand.nextInt(sentences.size());
        String result = sentences.get(x);
        return clearRecursion(result);
    }

    private String clearRecursion(String result) {
        int x;
        ArrayList<String> params = new ArrayList<String>();
        params = regexUtil.regexChecker2("(\\w+)(?= #)", result);
        for (String strI : params) {
            ArrayList<String> temp = wordToList.get(strI);
            int n = temp.size();
            x = rand.nextInt(n);
            String s1 = temp.get(x);
            result = result.replace(strI + " #", s1);
        }
        if (!result.contains("#")) {
            return result;
        } else {
            return clearRecursion(result);
        }
        // return "";
    }
}
 
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fukurou

Administrator
Java:
package chobit;

import java.util.ArrayList;

public class JokerIncel extends Joker {

    public JokerIncel() {
        super();
        sentences.add(
                "Women womenthing # and men menthing # are the reason badthing #. They will bring about apocalypse # because reason # and the only thing we can do about it is action #");
        sentences.add(
                "I don't know which is worse: women womenthing # or men menthing #. It's only a matter of time before one of them causes apocalypse #.");
        sentences.add(
                "I don't know which is worse: womenslur # womenthing # or men menthing #. It's only a matter of time before one of them causes apocalypse #.");
        sentences.add(
                "I don't know which is worse: women womenthing # or men menthing #. It's only a matter of time before one of them causes apocalypse #.");
        sentences.add("Friendly reminder that women womenthing # is the reason you're unhappy.");
        sentences.add("Friendly reminder that women womenthing # is the reason you're depressed. finale #");
        sentences.add("Friendly reminder that women womenthing # is the reason badthing #.");
        sentences.add(
                "I think women womenthing # are even worse than women womenthing #. But they all should die violently. finale #");
        sentences.add(
                "I think women womenthing # are even worse than women womenthing #. But they're all fucking disgusting.");
        sentences.add(
                "Friendly reminder that if women weren't womenthing # today, you'd be living in a palace with unlimited teenage sex slaves at your beck and call.");
        sentences.add("Don't go to therapy, just action #");
        sentences.add("Why respect women when you can action #..? It's the only option. finale #");
        sentences.add("Therapists don't care about you, they're bluepilled and only care about you menthing #.");
        sentences.add("IT users should stop reporting us and get back to menthing # and bringing about apocalypse #.");
        sentences.add("Feminism is a fucking joke because no matter what they say, reason #.");
        sentences.add("Feminism is a meme because no matter what they say, we all know reason #. finale #");
        sentences.add("Women aren't even worth your time because reason #.");
        sentences.add("I'm MGTOW because women womenthing # is such a turnoff for me.");
        sentences.add("I'm MGTOW because women womenthing # is such a turnoff for me. finale #");
        sentences.add("Confession: I'm terrified of mymenthing # because I don't want people to think I'm a cuck.");
        sentences.add("I only hang out in incel spaces for the funny memes. finale #");
        sentences.add(
                "womenthing # is just how women cope with ignoring their natural instincts. They're not particularly good at it and they're secretly unhappy womenthing # no matter what they say.");
        sentences.add("menthing # is how weak men cope with women being the reason badthing #.");
        sentences.add(
                "menthing # is how some men cope with women womenthing # all around them. me, i prefer to action #");
        sentences.add(
                "menthing # is how bluepilled soyboy cucks cope with women bringing about apocalypse #. i almost feel sorry for them.");
        sentences.add("Women were happier before they started womenthing #.");
        sentences.add("Men were happier before they started menthing #.");
        sentences.add("Women were happier before men started menthing #.");
        sentences.add("Men were happier before women started womenthing #.");
        sentences.add("Yes, it IS that bad! Women are womenthing # and all I can do is stay home and action #.");
        sentences.add("finale #");
        sentences.add("Just thinking about how reason # makes me want to action #");
        sentences.add("Just thinking about women womenthing # makes me sick.");
        sentences.add("Just thinking about how reason # makes me want to action # finale #");
        sentences.add("Just thinking about women womenthing # makes me sick. finale #");
        sentences.add("finale #");
        sentences.add("Don't go to therapy, it's better to action #.");
        sentences.add("You'll only feel better if you action #.");
        sentences.add(
                "Women love womenthing # until they meet a man with desirabletrait #. Then they're happy being housewives.");
        sentences.add("I'm thinking about how women womenthing # is the reason badthing #.");
        sentences
                .add("Hey fellow incels, I wrote this song about how reason # and reason #. Support me on soundcloud.");
        sentences.add("Hey brothers, I wrote this song about how reason #. Support me on soundcloud.");
        sentences.add("IT thinks we're all right-wingers, but I'm really just a leftist who thinks reason #.");
        sentences.add("I'm not a fascist. I just think women womenthing # is causing apocalypse #");
        sentences.add("If I only had desirabletrait #, I wouldn't be depressed. Women are so fucking shallow.");
        sentences.add("Unless you have desirabletrait #, any woman who acts like she's caring about you is lying.");
        sentences.add("Unless you have desirabletrait #, any woman who acts nice to you just wants your money.");
        sentences.add("Friendly reminder that reason #.");
        sentences.add("I can't sleep because reason #. finale #");
        sentences.add("I'm fucking shaking because reason #. finale #");
        sentences.add(
                "God, imagine how shitty it would be to have daughters. I'd be terrified of them womenthing # someday.");
        sentences.add(
                "Imagine having daughters, just knowing they're out there womenthing # and womenthing # would be suifuel.");
        sentences.add("If I had sons and caught them menthing # I'd disown them.");
        sentences.add("High IQ take: Men should be executed # for menthing #.");
        sentences.add("If I was in charge, women would be executed # for womenthing #.");
        sentences.add("Women should be executed # for womenthing #. finale #");
        sentences.add("I never asked to be BORN into a world of women womenthing # and men menthing #...");
        sentences.add("I'd kill for leg lengthening surgery and desirabletrait #.");
        sentences.add(
                "You can't watch TV or listen to the radio nowadays without hearing songs about women womenthing # and womenthing #. Political correctness ruins everything it touches.");
        sentences.add(
                "You can't watch TV or listen to the radio nowadays without hearing songs about women womenthing # and men menthing #. I miss when entertainment was good.");
        sentences.add(
                "You can't watch TV nowadays without seeing womenslur # womenthing #. This is the future liberals wanted.");
        sentences.add(
                "If you have sex with a roastie and you don't have desirabletrait #, she'll cry rape later. Foids will never truly consent unless you have desirabletrait #.");
        sentences.add(
                "Here's a blackpill IT won't TOUCH: Women womenthing # will lead to apocalypse # because reason #.");
        sentences.add("Feminists don't want you to know reason #.");
        sentences.add(
                "Women must be executed # for womenthing #. We're so far gone, this extreme measure is the only way to prevent apocalypse #.");
        sentences.add(
                "I'm not a fascist, I'm just a leftist who thinks men must be executed # for menthing #. This is the only way to prevent apocalypse #.");
        sentences.add(
                "Why don't roasties like me? I'm attractive. I'm intelligent. I'm hilariously funny. I'm just a nice guy who thinks they should be executed # for womenthing #.");
        sentences.add(
                "Once the blackpill opened my eyes to how reason #, it became impossible not to hate women. I can't get off anymore without imagining roasties getting executed #.");
        sentences.add("Women are out there taking hundreds of cocks every week and all we can do is action # finale #");
        sentences.add(
                "I'm not an incel, I'm MGTOW. I get a new girl every hour ever since I swore off mymenthing #, and I love to action #");
        sentences.add("I'm not a virgin, I just think IT users should be executed # for womenthing #. finale #");
        sentences.add(
                "JFL at IT. Men on IT are bluepilled beta soyboy cucks who love menthing # and the women on IT are all ugly womenslur #. They're more subhuman than you are.");
        sentences.add(
                "Hey brothers, check out my new song about how much I hate womenslur #. Thanks for all the support on soundcloud.");
        sentences.add(
                "Hey fellow incels, check out my new song about how womenslur # womenthing # will cause apocalypse #. Please support me on soundcloud.");
        sentences.add(
                "All women past the age of 20 are useless womenslur # who have had sex with a thousand race # men and taken hundreds of race # dicks up their asses.");
        sentences.add(
                "All women past the age of 20 are hideous womenslur # who have taken thousands of dicks. I can't take them seriously. They're disgusting.");
        sentences.add(
                "Even if you ascend, you didn't have GOOD sex. Women only let men with desirabletrait # wreck their holes every night. If you don't have desirabletrait # she'll just say she's tired.");
        sentences.add(
                "Even if you ascend, you didn't have GOOD sex. Women only let men with desirabletrait # wreck their holes every night.");
        sentences.add("I missed out on teen love. That's worse than being executed #.");
        sentences.add(
                "If you didn't lose your virginity in high school, it's over. It would have been more humane to be executed #.");
        sentences.add("Being friendzoned is worse than being executed #.");
        sentences.add("If I had desirabletrait # I'd be drowning in race # pussy. finale #");
        sentences.add("If it wasn't for feminism I'd be drowning in race # pussy.");
        sentences.add(
                "If it wasn't for women womenthing # I'd be drowning in race # pussy, but thanks to feminism, all I can do is action #");
        sentences.add("The dumbest race # man is smarter than the smartest race # woman.");
        sentences.add(
                "Imagine having hundreds of thousands of race # sex slaves and annihilating dozens of fresh, virgin holes every night and every day and every afternoon. Feminists took this from us. THEY TOOK THIS FROM US");
        sentences.add("Even self-proclaimed lesbians will drop their pants for Chad's desirabletrait # on sight.");
        sentences.add("Even so-called lesbians bend over for a man with desirabletrait #.");
        sentences.add("Even lesbians love race # dick. finale #");
        sentences.add("There's nothing I hate more than race # feminists, except maybe men menthing #.");
        sentences.add("Women lie about womenthing # all the time.");
        sentences.add("Fellas, is menthing # gay?");
        sentences.add(
                "Thanks to feminism, MY SOULMATE is out there womenthing # womenthing # and womenthing # instead of tradthing #!!! finale #");

        ArrayList<String> temp = new ArrayList<String>();

        // womenthing list
        temp.add("having careers");
        temp.add("dying their hair");
        temp.add("lying about womenthing #");
        temp.add("dying their hair bright colors");
        temp.add("being fat");
        temp.add("race-mixing");
        temp.add("having abortions");
        temp.add("twerking");
        temp.add("having body hair");
        temp.add("being single moms");
        temp.add("having sex");
        temp.add("being race traitors");
        temp.add("having labia");
        temp.add("enjoying sex");
        temp.add("having children");
        temp.add("being lesbians");
        temp.add("being bisexual");
        temp.add("being trans");
        temp.add("owning dogs");
        temp.add("riding the cock carousel");
        temp.add("voting");
        temp.add("being independent");
        temp.add("being on the internet");
        temp.add("having social media");
        temp.add("cosplaying");
        temp.add("taking selfies");
        temp.add("being feminists");
        temp.add("getting fat");
        temp.add("rescuing dogs");
        temp.add("owning cats");
        temp.add("playing video games");
        temp.add("having access to birth control");
        temp.add("being in superhero movies");
        temp.add("driving");
        temp.add("being doctors");
        temp.add("doing science");
        temp.add("wearing makeup");
        temp.add("shopping");
        temp.add("being sex workers");
        temp.add("liking science");
        temp.add("having short hair");
        temp.add("working in comics stores");
        temp.add("liking comics");
        temp.add("reporting sexual harrassment");
        temp.add("reporting sexual assault");
        temp.add("getting older");
        temp.add("going to college");
        temp.add("putting fluoride in the water");
        temp.add("being on welfare");
        temp.add("wearing high heels");
        temp.add("being sluts");
        temp.add("sleeping around");
        temp.add("talking in their ugly high-pitched voices");
        temp.add("finding themselves (AKA taking 2000s of dicks up the arse)");
        wordToList.put("womenthing", new ArrayList<String>(temp));
        temp.clear();
        // mymenthing list
        temp.add("consuming soy");
        temp.add("being dairy free");
        temp.add("smiling with my mouth open");
        temp.add("smiling");
        temp.add("getting a vasectomy");
        temp.add("watching movies with female superheroes");
        temp.add("respecting women");
        temp.add("going to a therapist");
        temp.add("seeking counseling");
        temp.add("respecting womenslur #");
        temp.add("taking psychiatric medications");
        temp.add("voting democrat");
        temp.add("watching porn");
        temp.add("not laughing at homophobic jokes");
        temp.add("not laughing at transphobic jokes");
        temp.add("hiring sex workers");
        temp.add("buying a nintendo switch even though switchgame # looks amazing");
        temp.add("paying to watch camgirls");
        temp.add("not laughing at make me a sandwich jokes");
        temp.add("buying a sexbot");
        temp.add("not laughing at racist jokes");
        temp.add("watching sports");
        temp.add("liking women");
        temp.add("eating pussy");
        temp.add("browsing reddit");
        temp.add("whiteknighting");
        temp.add("saying doggo");
        temp.add("saying yikes");
        temp.add("dating womenslur #");
        wordToList.put("mymenthing", new ArrayList<String>(temp));
        temp.clear();
        // menthing list
        temp.add("respecting women");
        temp.add("being trans");
        temp.add("settling for 2/10 womenslur #");
        temp.add("being feminists");
        temp.add("getting vasectomies");
        temp.add("being bisexual");
        temp.add("liking women");
        temp.add("eating pussy");
        temp.add("consuming soy");
        temp.add("being dairy free");
        temp.add("being race traitors");
        temp.add("smiling with their mouths open");
        temp.add("dating womenslur #");
        temp.add("respecting womenslur #");
        temp.add("watching movies with female superheroes");
        temp.add("marrying outside their race");
        temp.add("letting their wives vote");
        temp.add("letting their wives have internet access");
        temp.add("treating women as equals");
        temp.add("going to therapists");
        temp.add("taking psychiatric medications");
        temp.add("voting democrat");
        temp.add("watching porn");
        temp.add("hiring sex workers");
        temp.add("playing switchgame #");
        temp.add("paying to watch camgirls");
        temp.add("wearing dresses");
        temp.add("buying sexbots");
        temp.add("not laughing at racist jokes");
        temp.add("watching sports");
        temp.add("browsing reddit");
        wordToList.put("menthing", new ArrayList<String>(temp));
        temp.clear();
        // badthing list
        temp.add("for movies being worse these days");
        temp.add("music is worse these days");
        temp.add("video games are worse these days");
        temp.add("books are getting worse");
        temp.add("comics are worse these days");
        temp.add("incel subs got banned");
        temp.add("for my depression and eventual suicide");
        temp.add("you're alone");
        temp.add("i'm lonely");
        temp.add("for all human suffering");
        temp.add("for poverty");
        temp.add("incels are unhappy");
        temp.add("for the mass shooting epidemic in america");
        wordToList.put("badthing", new ArrayList<String>(temp));
        temp.clear();
        // apocalypse list
        temp.add("the fall of society");
        temp.add("cultural collapse");
        temp.add("a matriarchal dystopia");
        temp.add("a capitalist dystopia");
        temp.add("a communist dystopia");
        temp.add("human extinction");
        temp.add("a muslim dystopia");
        temp.add("an atheist dystopia");
        temp.add("the holocaust 2");
        temp.add("global warming");
        temp.add("genocide");
        temp.add("mass genocide");
        temp.add("the genocide of our people");
        wordToList.put("apocalypse", new ArrayList<String>(temp));
        temp.clear();
        // reason list
        temp.add("women only like white men");
        temp.add("women only like race # men");
        temp.add("women don't like race # men");
        temp.add("women only like non white men");
        temp.add("i have a receding hairline");
        temp.add("I’m short");
        temp.add("women are into beastiality");
        temp.add("the dumbest man is smarter than the smartest woman");
        temp.add("women always lie");
        temp.add("women always cheat");
        temp.add("women be shopping");
        temp.add(
                "women are hideous, and i don’t even want to have sex with them (but i’m totally not gay because i’m not like the gays on tv)");
        temp.add("women belong in the kitchen");
        temp.add("I wish I lived in a 1950s laundry detergent ad");
        temp.add("our paleolithic ancestors didn’t respect women (right? it must be true)");
        temp.add("everyone was happier in ancient times");
        temp.add("women have life on easy mode");
        temp.add("womenslur # have periods");
        temp.add("women are nurturers and men are fighters");
        temp.add("rape isn’t that bad for women (but it’s bad for men)");
        temp.add("women want to be raped");
        temp.add("all women, even feminists, are submissive in the bedroom");
        temp.add("women only like meatheads");
        temp.add("women only like assholes");
        temp.add("if women cared about intellect, they would want ME because i’m a GENIUS");
        temp.add("if women cared about personality, they’d want ME because i’m a FUCKING DELIGHT");
        temp.add("we need to be closer to god");
        temp.add("women all have the same taste in men");
        temp.add("womenslur # all have the same taste in men");
        temp.add("women can’t get mentally ill");
        temp.add("womenslur # can't get mentally ill");
        temp.add("we are the only truly logical, strong, masculine men left");
        temp.add("women are gold diggers");
        temp.add("womenslur # should be executed #");
        temp.add("race # womenslur # should be executed #");
        wordToList.put("reason", new ArrayList<String>(temp));
        temp.clear();
        // action list
        temp.add("LDAR.");
        temp.add("JFL.");
        temp.add("be NEET.");
        temp.add("try to make rape legal.");
        temp.add("not hold the door open for women.");
        temp.add("try to ban women from the internet.");
        temp.add("try to ban women from driving.");
        temp.add("try to denormalize women having jobs.");
        temp.add("spread the blackpill, brothers.");
        temp.add("watch hentai.");
        temp.add("convert to islam.");
        temp.add("stop coping.");
        temp.add("cope.");
        temp.add("rope.");
        temp.add("go ER.");
        temp.add("stop tipping female servers.");
        temp.add("sit back and watch the world burn.");
        temp.add("listen to jordan peterson.");
        temp.add("follow a meat and dairy -only diet.");
        temp.add("masturbate to gore videos.");
        temp.add("message girls on IT “I hope you get beaten to death and it hurts.”");
        temp.add("make bomb threats.");
        temp.add("plan a mass shooting.");
        wordToList.put("action", new ArrayList<String>(temp));
        temp.clear();
        // finale list
        temp.add("inceltears won’t touch this because it’s TRUE!");
        temp.add("It's over.");
        temp.add(
                "i can’t post about synthesizing tnt at home anymore, because the cops showed up at my mom’s house...");
        temp.add("anyway, here’s my fantasy about torturing underage sex slaves:");
        temp.add("anyway, here's my fantasy about torturing underage womenslur #:");
        temp.add("I didn’t say thank you to my female bus driver today, so i’m doing my part!");
        temp.add("remember, therapy is a scam.");
        temp.add(
                "i haven’t taken biology since middle school, but i think that’s how evolution works. (inb4 IT says it doesn’t work like that because humans are a social species. i don’t know what a social species is but it sounds fake)");
        temp.add("Hi braziliansigma");
        temp.add(
                "BrazilianSigma spends hours taking screenshots every day. i don’t know what a screenshot app is, so i spend thirty minutes cropping and saving every screenshot i take, and assume everyone else takes that long too.");
        temp.add(
                "i wish i was a chad. imagine hanging out in the locker room with your handsome, chiseled friends... their muscular bodies glistening with sweat and glowing with confidence and athletic physique, being able to talk to them without feeling shy as you hear the ringing of their pleasant and deep voices, feeling the warm strength in tyrone’s big hand as he gently touches your bare shoulder in a friendly gesture. and also girls would like you or whatever");
        temp.add("So how about that joker movie?");
        temp.add("Does anyone else have incest fantasies?");
        temp.add(
                "seriously, if you beastiality # you’ll find so much stuff. like the one with the pornstars # and the horse # horse that’s longtime # long.. the one where friskyvixen # wears the cat # ear headband and grayfox # tail buttplug for the first five minutes.. the one where DirtyCountryGirl26 is handcuffed in the barn.. and the seven  part series featuring Vanilla Beene the Fetish Queen and this super hung dog.. with the seventh part coming out this week (lots of oral in that one). i dont watch that stuff btw");
        temp.add("the average woman takes 5930594 dicks by the age of 18");
        temp.add("I was born in the wrong generation.");
        temp.add("Unpopular opinion: white people are better than brown people.");
        temp.add("2D women are better anyway.");
        temp.add("I don't even call them women anymore, just femoids.");
        temp.add("Liking women is technically beastiality anyway, since women are animals.");
        temp.add("Liking women is technically pedophilia, since women have the mentality of children.");
        temp.add("Any woman older than 18 is post-wall.");
        temp.add("(smug anime gif)");
        temp.add("I blame my parents for reproducing. That's literally why I don't have desirabletrait #.");
        temp.add(
                "womenslur # aren't interested in military history, like I am. Did you know Jews LOVED the Holocaust?");
        temp.add("womenslur # are literally eugenicists.");
        temp.add("I've been gymmaxxing for years and nothing's come of it.");
        temp.add("IT users are bullies and ugly womenslur #.");
        temp.add("The men on IT are soyboys who love menthing # and the women on IT are all ugly womenslur # anyway.");
        temp.add("IT users should be executed #.");
        temp.add("Ugly womenslur # should be executed #.");
        temp.add("Women LIKE cooking and cleaning. It's what they're bred to do.");
        temp.add("womenslur # are happier when men control them.");
        temp.add("IT users are pedophiles.");
        temp.add("IT users are the real incels.");
        temp.add("What's the easiest suicide method?");
        temp.add("99% of race # women are ugly womenslur # anyway.");
        temp.add("race # women are ugly anyway.");
        temp.add(
                "Imagine having hundreds of thousands of race # sex slaves and annihilating dozens of fresh, virgin holes every night and every day and every afternoon. Feminists took this from you. THEY TOOK THIS FROM YOU");
        temp.add("menthing # is cucked");
        temp.add("menthing # is gay");
        wordToList.put("finale", new ArrayList<String>(temp));
        temp.clear();
        // desirabletrait list
        temp.add("hunter eyes");
        temp.add("rippling muscles");
        temp.add("the proper canthal tilt");
        temp.add("thick wrists");
        temp.add("throbbing veins");
        temp.add("a huge dick");
        temp.add("a full head of hair");
        temp.add("a well-defined jaw");
        temp.add("clear skin and a massive dong");
        wordToList.put("desirabletrait", new ArrayList<String>(temp));
        temp.clear();
        // executed list
        temp.add("stoned");
        temp.add("shot");
        temp.add("decapitated");
        temp.add("defenestrated");
        temp.add("burned alive");
        temp.add("skinned alive");
        temp.add("beheaded");
        temp.add("stabbed");
        temp.add("gassed");
        temp.add("hanged");
        temp.add("drowned");
        temp.add("poisoned");
        temp.add("beaten");
        temp.add("tied to a post and whipped");
        temp.add("flayed");
        temp.add("clubbed");
        temp.add("executed");
        temp.add("tortured");
        temp.add("blown up");
        temp.add("thrown off a cliff");
        temp.add("buried alive");
        temp.add("imprisoned for life");
        temp.add("electrocuted");
        temp.add("raped");
        temp.add("raped to death");
        wordToList.put("executed", new ArrayList<String>(temp));
        temp.clear();
        // womenslur list
        temp.add("foids");
        temp.add("bitches");
        temp.add("roasties");
        temp.add("femoids");
        temp.add("females");
        temp.add("sluts");
        temp.add("green-haired feminists");
        temp.add("whores");
        temp.add("holes");
        temp.add("thots");
        temp.add("post-wall whores");
        temp.add("post-wall sluts");
        temp.add("landwhales");
        temp.add("femisites");
        wordToList.put("womenslur", new ArrayList<String>(temp));
        temp.clear();
        // switchgame list
        temp.add("Link's Awakening HD");
        temp.add("breath of the wild");
        temp.add("mega man 11");
        temp.add("smash ultimate");
        temp.add("pokemon");
        temp.add("link's awakening hd");
        wordToList.put("switchgame", new ArrayList<String>(temp));
        temp.clear();
        // race list
        temp.add("black");
        temp.add("white");
        temp.add("Asian");
        temp.add("Indian");
        temp.add("Mexican");
        temp.add("mixed-race");
        temp.add("Muslim");
        temp.add("Jewish");
        wordToList.put("race", new ArrayList<String>(temp));
        temp.clear();
        // tradthing list
        temp.add("cooking for me");
        temp.add("cleaning my house");
        temp.add("having dozens of white babies for me");
        wordToList.put("tradthing", new ArrayList<String>(temp));
        temp.clear();
        // friskyvixen list
        temp.add("KinkyVixen7290");
        temp.add("FriskyVixenPants023");
        temp.add("KnotInsideMe1101");
        temp.add("SexyZ00Princess");
        temp.add("WildGrrrrl450");
        temp.add("Beast13Barb13");
        temp.add("BeastialBitch69");
        temp.add("Zoophie420");
        wordToList.put("friskyvixen", new ArrayList<String>(temp));
        temp.clear();
        // beastiality list
        temp.add("look up hardcore beastiality por”");
        temp.add("search hardcore zoophilia");
        temp.add("search for hardcore beastiality porn");
        temp.add("search hardcore beastiality porn");
        temp.add("look up hardcore zoophilia");
        wordToList.put("beastiality", new ArrayList<String>(temp));
        temp.clear();
        // longtime list
        temp.add("thirty two minutes");
        temp.add("four and a half hours");
        temp.add("two hours and thirty minutes");
        temp.add("forty-five minutes");
        temp.add("almost three hours");
        temp.add("a little over an hour");
        wordToList.put("longtime", new ArrayList<String>(temp));
        temp.clear();
        // pornstars list
        temp.add("two blonde girls");
        temp.add("two brunettes");
        temp.add("asian girl and the blonde");
        temp.add("black girl and the blonde");
        temp.add("black girl and the asian girl");
        temp.add("brunette and the asian girl");
        temp.add("brunette and the black girl");
        temp.add("two fat girls");
        temp.add("two pregnant blondes");
        wordToList.put("pornstars", new ArrayList<String>(temp));
        temp.clear();
        // horse list
        temp.add("appaloosa");
        temp.add("paint");
        temp.add("bay");
        temp.add("chestnut");
        temp.add("drum");
        temp.add("big white");
        temp.add("black");
        temp.add("dapple grey");
        wordToList.put("horse", new ArrayList<String>(temp));
        temp.clear();
        // cat list
        temp.add("cat");
        temp.add("pig");
        temp.add("zebra");
        temp.add("unicorn");
        temp.add("dog");
        temp.add("bunny");
        temp.add("lamb");
        wordToList.put("cat", new ArrayList<String>(temp));
        temp.clear();
        // grayfox list
        temp.add("gray fox");
        temp.add("fox");
        temp.add("wolf");
        temp.add("cat");
        temp.add("leopard");
        temp.add("bunny");
        temp.add("tiger");
        wordToList.put("grayfox", new ArrayList<String>(temp));
    }

}
 

fukurou

Administrator
how did I add all that code so fast ?!

Java:
package chobit;

public class JokerUtil {
    public void prepareParamList(String multiLine) {
        String[] arrOfStr = multiLine.split("\r\n");

        for (String a : arrOfStr) {
            String filtered = a.replace("[", "");
            filtered = filtered.replace("]", " #");
            filtered = filtered.trim();
            System.out.println("temp.add(\"" + filtered + "\");");
        }
    }

    public void prepareSentencesList(String multiLine) {
        String[] arrOfStr = multiLine.split("\r\n");

        for (String a : arrOfStr) {
            String filtered = a.replace("[", "");
            filtered = filtered.replace("]", " #");
            filtered = filtered.trim();
            System.out.println("sentences.add(\"" + filtered + "\");");
        }
    }

    public void loadList(String multiLine, String title) {
        String s1 = String.format("//%s list", title);
        System.out.println(s1);
        prepareParamList(multiLine);
        loadList(title);
    }
    public void loadList(String title) {
        String s1 = String.format("wordToList.put(\"%s\", new ArrayList<String>(temp));", title);
        System.out.println(s1);
        System.out.println("temp.clear();");
    }
}
 

fukurou

Administrator
Java:
package chobit;

import java.util.ArrayList;

public class DIJoker extends DISkill {
    private byte algToSend = 0;
    private Joker joker = new JokerIncel();

    public DIJoker(Kokoro kokoro) {
        super(kokoro);

    }

    @Override
    public void input(String ear, String skin, String eye) {
        switch (ear) {
        case "talk":
            algToSend = 1;
            setSentAlg(true);
            break;
        case "speak":
            algToSend = 1;
            setSentAlg(true);
            break;

        case "joke":
            algToSend = 1;
            setSentAlg(true);
            break;
        default:
            break;
        }
    }

    @Override
    public void output(Neuron noiron) {
        switch (this.algToSend) {
        case 1:
            this.algToSend = 0;
            noiron.algParts.add(getJoke());
            break;

        default:
            break;
        }
    }

    private Algorithm getJoke() {
        AbsAlgPart itte = new Chi(this.kokoro, this.getClass().getSimpleName(),
                new APSay(1, this.joker.generateJoke()));
        String representation = "joke";
        ArrayList<AbsAlgPart> algParts1 = new ArrayList<>();
        algParts1.add(itte);
        Algorithm algorithm = new Algorithm("joke", representation, algParts1);
        return algorithm;
    }
}
 
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